I grew up in Rockwell, Iowa rooting for the Vikings back in the day when they played outdoors. As such, today’s ass-whipping of the Cowboys was particularly sweet.
1975
Like most Vikings fans of the era I considered myself a real Norseman and revelled the hard, freezing conditions at Metropolitan that made the Frozen Tundra of Labeau feel like July. I hated the idea of moving into the Metrodome. They are the Minesota fucking VIKINGS! Vikings would no sooner play war-sports inside in January than they would leave a defenseless maiden un-molested. Its just not the done thing among the Norsemen. I said it back then and I’ll say it again. The Vikings will never win a championship as long as they play indoors.
